If Pigs Could Fly

Every once in awhile a bad pun pops into my head. Here’s the latest:

There‚Äôs an old saying: “If pigs could fly.”
Well, it has finally happened. A swine flu.

  • Two cannibals were eating a clown. One said to the other “Does this taste funny to you?”

    Can’t help it Richard, but swine flu is worse! BTW, I have a pig with wings sitting on a shelf in my office.